Tuesday 23 January 2007

When Guinea Pigs Talk




Bun Bun: You know got this human on Dawn's Blog every day want to cull cats, remove lizards and take dogs away?

Hunny Bun: Issit? Got such thing ah? Why?

Bun Bun: Cos she no like you know. She scared of cats, dogs and lizards.

Hunny Bun: Then how? She scared of rabbits? Later she want to kill us for rabbit stew a not?

Bun Bun: I dunno. But I suggest we all sterilise her and then tip her ear, like all our kitty friends then dump her in Central Australia lah!

Hunny Bun: Why so lay chay? Cull her can liao. We call Town Council say we scared of her lah!

High Class Bunny: You low class piggies make so much noise. I'll call the town council to trap you and cull you!

Hunny Bun: Shaddup lah!

Bleble: What's up?

Bun Bun: OOH! You got register your pet human? Some koo koo want the TC to kill everything she no like, even estates far away from her home cos she visits there.

Bleble: Aiyah, I microchip my human liao. She cannot go out for long or I'll start to worry.

Hunny Bun: Better dun let her go out at all. U know ah, her own kind is the most dangerous ah!

Bleble: Yeah lor!

Bun Bun: Even if not dangerous, later high class bunny complain also tio ah!

Bleble: Let's just cull that koo koo. Then all will be fine.

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